Funny isht

Got this from another nestie-

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house
this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a
bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a
botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr hwo fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.