Ok- SO I'm screwing up the pictures for some reason!! UGH!
Here's Chrys' blog: Font in red is me.
Last night was so fun. I don't think I've laughed that hard in ever so long. ME EITHER! It was amazing! I can't wait for our next gtg- Mermaids R' Us. It's always amazing meeting friends from the internet for the first time. My MOH was one, my DH another. You build up such a bond online that when you meet in person for the first time it's as if you've known each other for years. It was certainly like that when I met Megan last night.
In the afternoon on the day of our gtg, I checked her chart-as usual- to see her "status". I thought it was quite funny that I would finally meet the girl that I already knew so much about. Including her CM, CP, BD, etc. I could finally put a voice and a face to all of this CM.
After hanging out at my house for an hour- Playing with her ADORABLE cats-I also got to meet her rattie, who was huge and uber cute. I "ooo-ed and awe-d" over her amazing bright red kitchen aide and vintage brass something or rather- I forgot what it was now. we decided to go to The Crown and Anchor, a local pub, for dinner.
Eating was kind of difficult since we were talking so much. I can't wait to take Ray there. It's an awesome place. (Chrys- we need to go back when they are slower so we can play with the XCELORATOR hand dryer!) One thing you have to have while at the Crown is their Sticky Toffee Pudding. OMG I have to get it every time. It is sex in a dish, I'm not even kidding. She's not kidding. It definitely gave me the "O" face.
I was laughing so hard when May took the "shocker" picture (yes she loved the Sticky Toffee too) I almost peed my pants.
How can you not like a place when they have coasters from British pubs with such fantabulous names? That went into my purse.
Next we moved on to The Brit (Britannia Arms) which used to be my stomping grounds before it was infiltrated with douches and whores. There were tons of them. Especially the afropuff girl trying to dance sexy to songs by The Fray or The Beatles. Her pants kept falling down and it was not.pretty. There were a couple good songs by RadioHead, REM and Violent Femmes, but most of the time the band was sucketh.
We had barely sat down and some Navy dude started trying to hit on us (HER). Never mind our rings Her's is enormous. were in full view of his face. He gave us a beer (what? one? And a cheap Fat Tire, at that.) but ended up leaving after our Irish Car Bombs arrived.
May: "Oooh our 'real' beers are here." thank gawd.We made him take pictures of us.
Maybe he didn't like our faces. LOL Notice the flashing rings.
The carnage of the car bombs with our "gifted beer"At this point the silliness just continued.
We realized that the contents of our purses could supply a Walgreen's. So what are two girls to do but set up a picture. Did the people in the bar think we were crazy? Most likely. We were getting lots of stares but it was fantastic how the world almost stood still in the presence of Chrys.
The Cock Inn coaster had to be included, because have cock will travel. As further proof that May's pineapple leather is utterly disgusting TOLDJA...Original Grossness
It really is *that* bad. I actually gagged. She almost barf several times. The things we do to get knocked up.
The people watching was top notch with all the drunk ass people around. The Navy dude ended up hitting on some young thing and watching them was comedy gold. If only I was able to get a pic of him dancing when his ass fell out of his jeans. Priceless. As he walked by us before we left we each gave him a knuckle bump(which we had seen his buddy do to him when he "scored" a dance with the young thing). This caused the chick to come up to us and pissily say, "He's O3."Huh? WTF? May then said that it had to be his military ranking. Ok, so he's an officer. Most of them around here are. OOoooh big fucking deal. I just laughed at the chick because, hello, we're married. It was kinda bizarre..it was almost like she was saying "yeah.. he's a sugar daddy"...mmmmmMM ok...we don't give a rat's ass what this drunk dude's ranking is. Blech. Besides this is Monterey. Monterey is crawling with Military dudes and they are all the same to me. She forgot to mention the "Scubie Snack". It was green and creamy..and deliciousness. I will be getting one next time. All in all it was a kick ass evening. I had so much freaking fun and Megan is a hottie and a sweetheart. So is she.. like I said..no one else mattered. Hopefully it will be just the first of other good times. We are already planning on a west coast mermaid shoot.We did miss "our girls" and wished you all could have been there. You all got to have some of the Navy dude's beer though, so have no fear.
Here's Chrys' blog: Font in red is me.
Last night was so fun. I don't think I've laughed that hard in ever so long. ME EITHER! It was amazing! I can't wait for our next gtg- Mermaids R' Us. It's always amazing meeting friends from the internet for the first time. My MOH was one, my DH another. You build up such a bond online that when you meet in person for the first time it's as if you've known each other for years. It was certainly like that when I met Megan last night.
In the afternoon on the day of our gtg, I checked her chart-as usual- to see her "status". I thought it was quite funny that I would finally meet the girl that I already knew so much about. Including her CM, CP, BD, etc. I could finally put a voice and a face to all of this CM.
After hanging out at my house for an hour- Playing with her ADORABLE cats-I also got to meet her rattie, who was huge and uber cute. I "ooo-ed and awe-d" over her amazing bright red kitchen aide and vintage brass something or rather- I forgot what it was now. we decided to go to The Crown and Anchor, a local pub, for dinner.
Eating was kind of difficult since we were talking so much. I can't wait to take Ray there. It's an awesome place. (Chrys- we need to go back when they are slower so we can play with the XCELORATOR hand dryer!) One thing you have to have while at the Crown is their Sticky Toffee Pudding. OMG I have to get it every time. It is sex in a dish, I'm not even kidding. She's not kidding. It definitely gave me the "O" face.
I was laughing so hard when May took the "shocker" picture (yes she loved the Sticky Toffee too) I almost peed my pants.
How can you not like a place when they have coasters from British pubs with such fantabulous names? That went into my purse.
Next we moved on to The Brit (Britannia Arms) which used to be my stomping grounds before it was infiltrated with douches and whores. There were tons of them. Especially the afropuff girl trying to dance sexy to songs by The Fray or The Beatles. Her pants kept falling down and it was not.pretty. There were a couple good songs by RadioHead, REM and Violent Femmes, but most of the time the band was sucketh.
We had barely sat down and some Navy dude started trying to hit on us (HER). Never mind our rings Her's is enormous. were in full view of his face. He gave us a beer (what? one? And a cheap Fat Tire, at that.) but ended up leaving after our Irish Car Bombs arrived.
May: "Oooh our 'real' beers are here." thank gawd.We made him take pictures of us.
Maybe he didn't like our faces. LOL Notice the flashing rings.
The carnage of the car bombs with our "gifted beer"At this point the silliness just continued.
We realized that the contents of our purses could supply a Walgreen's. So what are two girls to do but set up a picture. Did the people in the bar think we were crazy? Most likely. We were getting lots of stares but it was fantastic how the world almost stood still in the presence of Chrys.
The Cock Inn coaster had to be included, because have cock will travel. As further proof that May's pineapple leather is utterly disgusting TOLDJA...Original Grossness
It really is *that* bad. I actually gagged. She almost barf several times. The things we do to get knocked up.
The people watching was top notch with all the drunk ass people around. The Navy dude ended up hitting on some young thing and watching them was comedy gold. If only I was able to get a pic of him dancing when his ass fell out of his jeans. Priceless. As he walked by us before we left we each gave him a knuckle bump(which we had seen his buddy do to him when he "scored" a dance with the young thing). This caused the chick to come up to us and pissily say, "He's O3."Huh? WTF? May then said that it had to be his military ranking. Ok, so he's an officer. Most of them around here are. OOoooh big fucking deal. I just laughed at the chick because, hello, we're married. It was kinda bizarre..it was almost like she was saying "yeah.. he's a sugar daddy"...mmmmmMM ok...we don't give a rat's ass what this drunk dude's ranking is. Blech. Besides this is Monterey. Monterey is crawling with Military dudes and they are all the same to me. She forgot to mention the "Scubie Snack". It was green and creamy..and deliciousness. I will be getting one next time. All in all it was a kick ass evening. I had so much freaking fun and Megan is a hottie and a sweetheart. So is she.. like I said..no one else mattered. Hopefully it will be just the first of other good times. We are already planning on a west coast mermaid shoot.We did miss "our girls" and wished you all could have been there. You all got to have some of the Navy dude's beer though, so have no fear.
1 comment:
I LOVE reading your blog. AND Chrys's... This one written by her, with commentary by you just ROCKS!!! LOL...
Seems like you both had an awesome time, it looks like so much fun! (And you are both too cute for words, oh my!)
Thanks for sharing!
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